Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd October 2012

Dilbert//8572, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd October 2012

Tags

work ethic leave early five minutes good not great

Official transcript

Boss: You did good work this week. I give you permission to leave early today. Dilbert: It's five minutes before my normal quitting time. Boss: Your work was good, not great. Get over yourself.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DID GOOD WORK THIS WEEK. I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO LEAVE EARLY TODAY.

IT'S FIVE MINUTES BEFORE MY NORMAL QUITTING TIME.

YOUR WORK WAS GOOD, NOT GREAT.

GET OVER YOURSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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