Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th October 2012

Dilbert//8573, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 4th October 2012

Tags

elections online (web) news patents libor rates higgs bison patent law electoral college

Official transcript

Boss: Here's some news I don't understand about libor rates. Here's some news I don't understand about the Higgs boson. Remind me why we have news. Catbert: I think it has something to do with patent law and the electoral college.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S SOME NEWS I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT LIBOR RATES HERE'S SOME NEWS I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE HIGGS BOSON REMIND ME WHY WE HAVE NEWS I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PATENT LAW AND THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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