Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th October 2012

Dilbert//8582, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 13th October 2012

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employees executives managers & supervisors engineers middleman worse case scenario business

Official transcript

CEO: One of your engineers came to me with a suggestion. Boss: Gasp! CEO: The only reason I have middle managers is so this never happens. Dilbert: Hey, buddy. What are we talking about? CEO: Gaaa!!! Worst case scenario!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONE OF YOUR ENGINEERS CAME TO ME WITH A SUGGESTION.

GASP!

THE ONLY REASON I HAVE MIDDLE MANAGERS IS SO THIS NEVER HAPPENS.

HEY, BUDDY.

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

GAAA!!!

WORST CASE SCENARIO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Worst Case Scenario"

Summary:

• A man in a white shirt and tie, representing an engineer, enters a room with a suggestion.
• A woman, likely a middle manager, reacts with a gasp.
• The engineer explains that having middle managers is the only reason he has not experienced a catastrophic event.
• The middle manager responds with a question about the worst-case scenario.
• The engineer enthusiastically responds with "GAAA!!! WORST CASE SCENARIO!", indicating his excitement and willingness to discuss the topic.

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