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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th October 2012

Dilbert//8583, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 14th October 2012

Dilbert for Saturday 13th October 2012
Dilbert for Monday 15th October 2012

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interviews resume piece of work lie exaggeration mispelling bad format failed prodcuts salsa dancer applicants resume handsome fellow busted

Official transcript

Boss: Take a look at this resume. Alice: Ha ha! This guy is a piece of work! Lie... lie... exaggeration... misspelling... bad format... worked on failed products. Ooh! He's also a champion salsa dancer. What a tool! Wait. Why aren't you joining in the traditional mocking of the applicant's resume? Dilbert: I'm waiting to find out if he's the handsome fellow standing behind you. Alice: Scoot over. You're blocking my view of a handsome guy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RESUME.

HA HA! THIS GUY IS A PIECE OF WORK!

LIE..

LIE..

EXAGGERATION...

MISSPELLING...

BAD FORMAT..

WORKED ON FAILED PRODUCTS.

OOH! HE'S ALSO A CHAMPION SALSA DANCER.

WHAT A TOOL!

WAIT. WHY ARENT YOU JOINING IN THE TRADITIONAL MOCKING OF THE APPLICANT'S RESUME?

IM WAITING TO FIND OUT IF HE'S THE HANDSOME FELLOW STANDING BEHIND YOU.

SCOOT OVER. YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF A HANDSOME GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Piece of Work"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with dark hair, in a humorous exchange with a woman and a man. The woman is dressed in a pink shirt and gray skirt, while the man wears a blue suit jacket and white shirt.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert introduces himself to the woman, who is holding a piece of paper.
  • The woman responds, "Ha ha, this guy is a piece of work!"
  • Dilbert asks, "Wait, why aren't you joining in the traditional mocking of the applicant's resume?"

Panel 2:

  • The woman replies, "I'm waiting to find out if he's the handsome fellow standing behind you."
  • Dilbert turns to see a man with dark hair and a brown jacket.

Panel 3:

  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Ooh, he's also a champion salsa dancer. What a tool!"

Panel 4:

  • The woman exclaims, "Lie... lie... exaggeration... misrepresentation... bad format... worked on failed products."
  • Dilbert looks unimpressed.

Panel 5:

  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket replies, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 6:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 7:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 8:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 9:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 10:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 11:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 12:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 13:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 14:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."
  • The man in the brown jacket responds, "Scoot over, you're blocking my view of a handsome guy."

Panel 15:

  • The woman and the man in the brown jacket both look at Dilbert, who is still standing there.
  • The woman says, "Scoot over, you're blocking my

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