Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th October 2012

Dilbert//8583, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 14th October 2012

Tags

interviews resume piece of work lie exaggeration mispelling bad format failed prodcuts salsa dancer applicants resume handsome fellow busted

Official transcript

Boss: Take a look at this resume. Alice: Ha ha! This guy is a piece of work! Lie... lie... exaggeration... misspelling... bad format... worked on failed products. Ooh! He's also a champion salsa dancer. What a tool! Wait. Why aren't you joining in the traditional mocking of the applicant's resume? Dilbert: I'm waiting to find out if he's the handsome fellow standing behind you. Alice: Scoot over. You're blocking my view of a handsome guy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RESUME.

HA HA! THIS GUY IS A PIECE OF WORK!

LIE..

LIE..

EXAGGERATION...

MISSPELLING...

BAD FORMAT..

WORKED ON FAILED PRODUCTS.

OOH! HE'S ALSO A CHAMPION SALSA DANCER.

WHAT A TOOL!

WAIT. WHY ARENT YOU JOINING IN THE TRADITIONAL MOCKING OF THE APPLICANT'S RESUME?

IM WAITING TO FIND OUT IF HE'S THE HANDSOME FELLOW STANDING BEHIND YOU.

SCOOT OVER. YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF A HANDSOME GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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