Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th October 2012

Dilbert//8586, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 17th October 2012

Tags

anger honesty fester hatred pale doughy body tree of knowledge falls on head die ironically

Official transcript

Boss: Carol, if you have any issues, just be honest. Don't let anything fester. Carol: I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body. I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you die ironically. Boss: I need to rethink my no-festering rule. Carol: Tree of knowledge... get it?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES, JUST BE HONEST. DON'T LET ANYTHING FESTER.

I HATE EVERY SUBATOMIC PARTICLE IN YOUR PALE, DOUGHY BODY. I HOPE THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE FALLS ON YOUR HEAD SO YOU DIE IRONICALLY.

I NEED TO RETHINK MY NO- FESTERING RULE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE...

GET IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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