Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th October 2012

Dilbert//8587, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 18th October 2012

Tags

capitalism electronic mail colorful opions email advertising plan discoverable record describing advertising pinocchio doing backstroke

Official transcript

Boss: Please stop using email to express your colorful opinions of our marketing campaign. We don't need a discoverable record of you describing our advertising plan as "Pinocchio doing the backstroke in Satan's septic tank."

Remember that capitalism without deniability is the same as poverty. Dilbert: Eh?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE STOP USING EMAIL TO EXPRESS YOUR COLORFUL OPINIONS OF OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN.

WE DON'T NEED A DISCOVERABLE RECORD OF YOU DESCRIBING OUR ADVERTISING PLAN AS "PINOCCHIO DOING THE BACKSTROKE IN SATAN'S SEPTIC TANK." REMEMBER THAT CAPITALISM WITHOUT DENIABILITY IS THE SAME AS POVERTY.

EH?

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