Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th October 2012

Dilbert//8589, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 20th October 2012

Tags

business failures-bankruptcies executives wages long tern survival innovate ways cannibalize current prodcuts lose a fortune ceo's compensation revenue dips hovel some ideas money

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our only hope for long-term survival is to innovate in ways that cannibalize our current products. The downside is that you'll lose a fortune in CEO compensation when our revenue dips in the short run. CEO: Thanks. I'll stop by your hovel later with some ideas for ruining your life, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ONLY HOPE FOR LONG-TERM SURVIVAL IS TO INNOVATE IN WAYS THAT CANNIBALIZE OUR CURRENT PRODUCTS.

THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT YOU'LL LOSE A FORTUNE IN CEO COMPENSATION WHEN OUR REVENUE DIPS IN THE SHORT RUN.

THANKS. I'LL STOP BY YOUR HOVEL LATER WITH SOME IDEAS FOR RUINING YOUR LIFE, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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