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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th October 2012

Dilbert//8589, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 20th October 2012


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business failures-bankruptcies executives wages long tern survival innovate ways cannibalize current prodcuts lose a fortune ceo's compensation revenue dips hovel some ideas money


Official transcript

Dilbert: Our only hope for long-term survival is to innovate in ways that cannibalize our current products. The downside is that you'll lose a fortune in CEO compensation when our revenue dips in the short run. CEO: Thanks. I'll stop by your hovel later with some ideas for ruining your life, too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR ONLY HOPE FOR LONG-TERM SURVIVAL IS TO INNOVATE IN WAYS THAT CANNIBALIZE OUR CURRENT PRODUCTS.

THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT YOU'LL LOSE A FORTUNE IN CEO COMPENSATION WHEN OUR REVENUE DIPS IN THE SHORT RUN.

THANKS. I'LL STOP BY YOUR HOVEL LATER WITH SOME IDEAS FOR RUINING YOUR LIFE, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Downsides of Innovation"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The dialogue revolves around the potential consequences of implementing innovative ideas, particularly in the context of a company's financial performance.

Key Points:

  • The boss emphasizes the importance of innovation in driving long-term survival.
  • However, he also warns that this may lead to short-term financial losses.
  • Dilbert is concerned about the impact on his own job security.
  • The boss reassures Dilbert that he will be taken care of, but also implies that some ideas may be too radical to implement.

Themes:

  • The tension between innovation and financial stability
  • The potential risks and rewards of implementing new ideas
  • The importance of considering the long-term implications of decisions

Humor:

  • The comic strip uses humor to highlight the challenges of balancing innovation with financial realities.
  • The exchange between Dilbert and his boss is lighthearted and relatable, making the comic strip an entertaining and thought-provoking read.

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