Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th October 2012

Dilbert//8588, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 19th October 2012

Tags

business ethics consumer protection court ordered good defense internal emails known to be dangerous

Official transcript

Lawyer: The court ordered us to turn over all of our internal emails. Have you ever mentioned in email that our products are known to be dangerous but we don't care? CEO: I don't even know what products we make. Lawyer: That's a good defense. We might need that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COURT ORDERED US TO TURN OVER ALL OF OUR INTERNAL EMAILS.

HAVE YOU EVER MENTIONED IN EMAIL THAT OUR PRODUCTS ARE KNOWN TO BE DANGEROUS BUT WE DON'T CARE?

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT PRODUCTS WE MAKE.

THAT'S A GOOD DEFENSE.

WE MIGHT NEED THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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