Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd October 2012

Dilbert//8591, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 22nd October 2012

Tags

executives weapons constructive criticsim humble intern eye lasers stings surprise ceo evil

Official transcript

Asok: Would you accept some constructive criticism from a humble intern? CEO: Activating eye lasers! Asok: It stings for a few minutes, and then you surprise yourself with what you can get used to.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU ACCEPT SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM FROM A HUMBLE INTERN?

ACTIVATING CEO EYE LASERS!

IT STINGS FOR A FEW MINUTES, AND THEN YOU SURPRISE YOURSELF WITH WHAT YOU CAN GET USED TO:-

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