Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd October 2012

Dilbert//8591, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 22nd October 2012

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executives weapons constructive criticsim humble intern eye lasers stings surprise ceo evil

Official transcript

Asok: Would you accept some constructive criticism from a humble intern? CEO: Activating eye lasers! Asok: It stings for a few minutes, and then you surprise yourself with what you can get used to.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU ACCEPT SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM FROM A HUMBLE INTERN?

ACTIVATING CEO EYE LASERS!

IT STINGS FOR A FEW MINUTES, AND THEN YOU SURPRISE YOURSELF WITH WHAT YOU CAN GET USED TO:-

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CEO Eye Lasers"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between an intern and a CEO.
• The intern asks for constructive criticism, but the CEO responds with a humorous and absurd suggestion to use "activating CEO eye lasers" to get what they can get used to.
• The CEO then proceeds to demonstrate the "eye lasers" by pointing a laser pointer at the intern's face.
• The intern is surprised and unimpressed by the demonstration.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of CEOs being out of touch with reality and using absurd methods to communicate with their employees.

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