Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd October 2012

Dilbert//8592, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 23rd October 2012

Tags

awkward emails karma texts voicemails plausible excuse

Official transcript

Dilbert: Here's the guy who hasn't responded to any of my seventeen emails, nine texts, and four voicemails. It must be awkward sitting here now. Are you trying to concoct a plausible excuse for ignoring my messages? Say hello to karma.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE GUY WHO HASN'T RESPONDED TO ANY OF MY SEVENTEEN EMAILS, NINE TEXTS, AND FOUR VOICEMAILS.

IT MUST BE AWKWARD SITTING HERE NOW.

ARE YOU TRYING TO CONCOCT A PLAUSIBLE EXCUSE FOR IGNORING MY MESSAGES?

SAY HELLO TO KARMA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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