Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st November 2012

Dilbert//8601, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 1st November 2012

Tags

cubicle workplaces lowers intelligence work ethic office boss

Official transcript

Dilbert: I would be more productive with my own office. Studies show that cubicle workplaces lower intelligence. Boss: You can't be sure that's true because your cubicle lowered your intelligence. Dilbert: Wait... why does that make sense? Boss: Because I have an office.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WOULD BE MORE PRODUCTIVE WITH MY OWN OFFICE. STUDIES SHOW THAT CUBICLE WORKPLACES LOWER INTELLIGENCE.

YOU CAN'T BE SURE THAT'S TRUE BECAUSE YOUR CUBICLE LOWERED YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

WAIT...

WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

BECAUSE I HAVE AN OFFICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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