Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st November 2012

Dilbert//8601, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 1st November 2012

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cubicle workplaces lowers intelligence work ethic office boss

Official transcript

Dilbert: I would be more productive with my own office. Studies show that cubicle workplaces lower intelligence. Boss: You can't be sure that's true because your cubicle lowered your intelligence. Dilbert: Wait... why does that make sense? Boss: Because I have an office.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WOULD BE MORE PRODUCTIVE WITH MY OWN OFFICE. STUDIES SHOW THAT CUBICLE WORKPLACES LOWER INTELLIGENCE.

YOU CAN'T BE SURE THAT'S TRUE BECAUSE YOUR CUBICLE LOWERED YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

WAIT...

WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

BECAUSE I HAVE AN OFFICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicle Intelligence"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character's desire to be more productive in his own office. He cites studies that suggest cubicle workplaces lower intelligence, but his boss is skeptical. The boss questions the logic behind this claim, prompting the character to reveal that he has an office because he is intelligent. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the character's attempt to justify his preference for a private workspace.

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