Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd November 2012

Dilbert//8602, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 2nd November 2012

Tags

office buildings cubicle workplace open floor plan research pattern randomize evil science

Official transcript

Boss: We're thinking of moving from a cubicle workplace to an open floor plan. Dilbert: Is that because you did some research that discovered that the open floor plan is the only thing worse than what we have now? Boss: They figured out the pattern. Catbert: I told you we should randomize our evil!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE THINKING OF MOVING FROM A CUBICLE WORKPLACE TO AN OPEN FLOOR PLAN IS THAT BECAUSE YOU DID SOME RESEARCH AND DISCOVERED THAT THE OPEN FLOOR PLAN IS THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN WHAT WE HAVE NOW?

THEY FIGURED OUT THE PATTERN.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD RANDOMIZE OUR EVIL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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