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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th November 2012

Dilbert//8605, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 5th November 2012


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3d printer answer questions modeling (sculpture) pointy haired boss


Official transcript

Carol: Your pointy-haired boss wants to know if you tested the new 3-D printer yet. Why aren't you answering my question? Whatever. Wally: Success.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU TESTED THE NEW 3-D PRINTER YET.

WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTION?

WHATEVER.

SUCCESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The 3-D Printer Test"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a pointy-haired boss, asking his employees to test a new 3-D printer.
  • One employee, who has been asked multiple times, responds with a sarcastic comment about the boss's lack of knowledge about the printer.
  • The boss is oblivious to the employee's sarcasm and continues to ask the same question, leading to a humorous exchange.

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