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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th November 2012

Dilbert//8606, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 6th November 2012


Tags

business failures-bankruptcies honesty slide toward irrelevance redesign logo produce tablet computer ugly truth personified


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - The Ugly Truth

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT YOUR COMPANY'S LONG SLIDE TOWARD IRRELEVANCE.

BUT IF YOU REDESIGN YOUR LOGO AND PRODUCE A TABLET COMPUTER THAT NO ONE BUYS, AT LEAST IT WILL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TRYING.

AND WHO ARE YOU?

IM THE UGLY TRUTH.

MOST PEOPLE JUST IGNORE ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Irrelevance"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom is a bald man with a mustache and the other a man with a large head. The conversation revolves around the topic of irrelevance.

  • The first panel shows the bald man saying, "There's nothing you can do about your company's long slide toward irrelevance."
  • The second panel reveals that the man with the large head has redesigned his logo and produced a tablet computer that no one buys, but he insists it will look like he's trying.
  • The third panel shows the bald man asking, "And who are you?" and the man with the large head responding, "I'm the ugly truth. Most people just ignore me."

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