Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th November 2012

Dilbert//8610, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 10th November 2012

Tags

work ethic 90 day performance plan low ambitions

Official transcript

Boss: Ted, I'm putting you on a ninety-day performance improvement play. Ted: Yes!!! I've always dreamed of making it onto the performance improvement plan! Boss: It's not as good as it sounds. Ted: With all due respect, you don't know how low my ambitions are.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, I'M PUTTING YOU ON A NINETY-DAY PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN.

YES!!! I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF MAKING IT ONTO THE PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN!

IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOU DON T KNOW HOW LOW MY AMBITIONS ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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