Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th November 2012

Dilbert//8611, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 11th November 2012

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meetings work ethic execution innovation full time job excellence inspired died on inside coffee and resentment chemical formula for hatred drilled employees

Official transcript

Boss: Execution is a game of inches! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take! Innovation is everyone's full-time job! Be the dog, not the tail! Excellence is the only market that isn't crowded! Why don't any of you look inspired by my leadership? Wally: I died on the inside years ago. Now I'm just a fleshy container full of coffee and resentment. This guy was born without a soul. The she-devil at the end is the chemical formula for hatred. Catbert: Did you get through to them? Boss: I drilled until I hit bile.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXECUTION IS A GAME OF INCHES! YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE!

INNOVATION IS EVERYONE'S FULL- TIME JOB! BE THE DOG, NOT THE TAIL!

EXCELLENCE IS THE ONLY MARKET THAT ISN'T CROWDED!

WHY DONT ANY OF YOU LOOK INSPIRED BY MY LEADERSHIP?

I DIED ON THE INSIDE YEARS AGO.

NOW IM JUST A FLESHY CONTAINER FULL OF COFFEE AND RESENTMENT.

THIS GUY WAS BORN WITHOUT A SOUL. THE SHE-DEVIL AT THE END IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR HATRED DID YOU GET THROUGH TO THEM?

I DRILLED UNTIL I HIT BILE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Excellence is the Only Market That Isn't Crowded"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2012, revolves around the theme of excellence in a crowded market. The strip features Dilbert, a popular character created by Scott Adams, in a humorous and satirical take on the concept of excellence.

Key Points:

• The strip begins with Dilbert's boss, Wally, delivering a motivational speech to his employees, emphasizing the importance of excellence.
• Dilbert is unimpressed by Wally's words and responds with a sarcastic comment, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
• The strip then cuts to a scene where Dilbert is at a coffee shop, where he encounters a woman who claims to be a "fleshy container full of coffee and resentment."
• Dilbert is skeptical of her claim and asks her to elaborate, leading to a humorous exchange.
• The strip concludes with Dilbert's boss, Wally, returning to the office and asking Dilbert if he got through to the woman he met at the coffee shop.
• Dilbert responds by asking Wally if he got through to him, implying that Wally's leadership style is ineffective.

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of achieving excellence in a crowded market. It pokes fun at the idea that simply being excellent is not enough, and that one must also be able to effectively communicate and inspire others. The strip's use of satire and absurdity adds to its humor and makes it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert comic strip.

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