Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th November 2012

Dilbert//8611, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 11th November 2012

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meetings work ethic execution innovation full time job excellence inspired died on inside coffee and resentment chemical formula for hatred drilled employees

Official transcript

Boss: Execution is a game of inches! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take! Innovation is everyone's full-time job! Be the dog, not the tail! Excellence is the only market that isn't crowded! Why don't any of you look inspired by my leadership? Wally: I died on the inside years ago. Now I'm just a fleshy container full of coffee and resentment. This guy was born without a soul. The she-devil at the end is the chemical formula for hatred. Catbert: Did you get through to them? Boss: I drilled until I hit bile.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXECUTION IS A GAME OF INCHES! YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE!

INNOVATION IS EVERYONE'S FULL- TIME JOB! BE THE DOG, NOT THE TAIL!

EXCELLENCE IS THE ONLY MARKET THAT ISN'T CROWDED!

WHY DONT ANY OF YOU LOOK INSPIRED BY MY LEADERSHIP?

I DIED ON THE INSIDE YEARS AGO.

NOW IM JUST A FLESHY CONTAINER FULL OF COFFEE AND RESENTMENT.

THIS GUY WAS BORN WITHOUT A SOUL. THE SHE-DEVIL AT THE END IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR HATRED DID YOU GET THROUGH TO THEM?

I DRILLED UNTIL I HIT BILE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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