Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th November 2012

Dilbert//8615, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 15th November 2012

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executives new strategy nimble meeting business plan business

Official transcript

CEO: Our new strategy is to be nimble. Dilbert: Is that the same as saying our strategy is to have no strategy? CEO: Just do your job. Dilbert: Can I be nimble instead?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW STRATEGY IS TO BE NIMBLE.

IS THAT THE SAME AS SAYING OUR STRATEGY IS TO HAVE NO STRATEGY?

JUST DO YOUR JOB.

CAN I BE NIMBLE INSTEAD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nimble vs. No Strategy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a group of businessmen, with one employee asking if their new strategy is to be "nimble" or have no strategy at all. The boss responds by saying they can be "nimble" instead, leading to a humorous exchange where the employee questions the meaning of "nimble" in this context. The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate jargon often used in business settings, highlighting the absurdity of using buzzwords like "nimble" without clear definitions or explanations.

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