Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th November 2012

Dilbert//8614, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 14th November 2012

Tags

employees anti co worker padding noise canceling headphones business

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm waring my anti-co-worker suit to work today. It has noise-canceling headphones, blinders, and padding so I can't feel taps on my shoulder. Headphones: Mr. Watson-- don't come here-- I don't need you. Dilbert: Heh heh.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM WEARING MY ANTI-CO-WORKER SUIT TO WORK TODAY.

IT HAS NOISE - CANCELING HEADPHONES, BLINDERS, AND PADDING SO I CAN'T FEEL TAPS ON MY SHOULDER.

MR. WATSON - DON'T COME HERE - I DON'T NEED YOU.

HEH .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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