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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd November 2012

Dilbert//8623, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 23rd November 2012


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chain of command district manager ceo braille toad questions


Official transcript

Boss: I send your question up the chain of command. I talked to the district manager who talked to his AVP who talked to his VP who talked to his SVP who talked to the CEO. The answer is that we need to shine the braille toad. Dilbert: Do you see any problem with our system?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SENT YOUR QUESTION UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.

I TALKED TO THE DISTRICT MANAGER WHO TALKED TO HIS AVP WHO TALKED TO HIS VP WHO TALKED TO HIS SVP WHO TALKED TO THE CEO.

THE ANSWER IS THAT WE NEED TO SHINE THE BRAILLE TOAD.

DO YOU SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH OUR SYSTEM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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