Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th November 2012

Dilbert//8624, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 24th November 2012

Tags

work ethic projects meetings ambiguous golas no budget angry team overworked people

Official transcript

Boss: How's your project going? Dilbert: Do you mean the one that has no management support, ambiguous goals, no budget, and an angry team of overworked people who want it to die? Boss: No, the other one. Dilbert: Sometimes there isn't an "other one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR PROJECT GOING?

DO YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT HAS...

.. NO MANAGEMENT SUPPORT, AMBIGUOUS GOALS, NO BUDGET, AND AN ANGRY TEAM OF OVERWORKED PEOPLE WHO WANT IT TO DIE?

NO, THE OTHER ONE.

SOMETIMES THERE ISN'T AN "OTHER ONE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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