Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th November 2012

Dilbert//8626, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 26th November 2012

Tags

happiness work ethic busy work cheerful form of insanity worthless assignments professional help psychology

Official transcript

Asok: I completed the busywork you assigned to me and I'm still cheerful! I don't know how I do it. I really don't. I assume it's a form of insanity. Do you have more worthless assignments I could do before I seek professional help? Boss: Yup.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COMPLETED THE BUSYWORK YOU ASSIGNED TO ME AND I'M STILL CHEER FUL!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I DO IT. I REALLY DON T. I ASSUME IT'S A FORM OF INSANITY.

DO YOU HAVE MORE WORTHLESS ASSIGNMENTS I COULD DO BEFORE I SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP?

YUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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