Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th November 2012

Dilbert//8627, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 27th November 2012

Tags

gadgets laziness mobile (cell) phones smartphone business strangles lazy

Official transcript

CEO: We're going into the smartphone business. Smartphones are basically gadgets, and we already make gadgets, so how hard could it be? Dilbert: If you strangle me now, I promise I won't resist. Boss: That sounds lazy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GOING INTO THE SMARTPHONE BUSINESS.

SMARTPHONES ARE BASICALLY GADGETS, AND WE ALREADY MAKE GADGETS, SO HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

IF YOU STRANGLE ME NOW, I PROMISE I WON'T RESIST.

THAT SOUNDS LAZY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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