Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th November 2012

Dilbert//8628, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 28th November 2012

Tags

wages compensation achieving goals debating money

Official transcript

Boss: Your compensation will be based on achieving these goals. Dilbert: Awesome. It's like written permission to ignore everything else you ask me to do. Boss: It's not like that at all. Dilbert: Get back to me when you finish debating yourself.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR COMPENSATION WILL BE BASED ON ACHIEVING THESE GOALS.

AWESOME. IT'S LIKE WRITTEN PERMISSION TO IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU ASK ME TO DO.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.

GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU FINISH DEBATING YOURSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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