Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th December 2012

Dilbert//8635, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 5th December 2012

Tags

suspicion assemble data boring work quality over quality poor politics office politics

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to assemble a huge amount of totally incomprehensible data. Make it boring so no one looks at it too closely. I'm aiming for quantity over quality. Dilbert: I have a bad feeling about this. Boss: No one would pay you to feel good.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO ASSEMBLE A HUGE AMOUNT OF TOTALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE DATA.

MAKE IT BORING SO NO ONE LOOKS AT IT TOO CLOSELY. I'M AIMING FOR QUANTITY OVER QUALITY.

I HAVE A NO ONE BAD FEELING WOULD PAY ABOUT THIS.

YOU TO FEEL GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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