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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th December 2012

Dilbert//8634, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 4th December 2012


Tags

managers & supervisors millennial employee bureacracy poor communication task force regular updates business


Official transcript

Boss: Our millennial employees keep quitting because of our bureaucracy and poor communication. CEO: Form three task forces to look into it. But don't tell any of the task forces that there are two others doing the same thing. Boss: Should I give you regular updates? CEO: Nah.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR MILLENNIAL EMPLOYEES KEEP QUITTING BECAUSE OF OUR BUREAUCRACY AND POOR COMMUNICATION.

FORM THREE TASK FORCES TO LOOK INTO IT. BUT DON'T TELL ANY OF THE TASK FORCES THAT THERE ARE TWO OTHERS DOING THE SAME THING.

SHOULD I GIVE YOU REGULAR UPDATES?

NAH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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