Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th December 2012

Dilbert//8639, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 9th December 2012

Tags

hypocrisy golden rule test your rule hypocrite engineer hatred hypocricy manipulate engineering

Official transcript

Boss: We can make this a great place to work by following the golden rule. Treat others as you would want them to treat you. Dilbert: That's dumb. Boss: It's not dumb! Dilbert: Let's test your rule. Would you like it if someone gave you a hundred dollars? Boss: Yes. Dilbert: Okay. So give me a hundred dollars. Or else forever live as a hypocrite who doesn't follow his own rule. Wally: Snork! Alice: Snork! Boss: I hate your engineering guts!!! Dilbert: At least you're making sense now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN MAKE THIS A GREAT PLACE TO WORK BY FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RULE.

Gilden TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD WANT THEM TO TREAT YOU.

Golden Rule THAT'S DUMB.

IT'S NOT DUMB!

LET'S TEST YOUR RULE.

WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE GAVE YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS?

YES OKAY. SO GIVE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS.

OR ELSE FOREVER LIVE AS A HYPOCRITE WHO DOESN'T FOLLOW HIS OWN DUMB RULE.

SNORK!

I HATE YOUR ENGINEERING GUTS!!

AT LEAST YOU'RE MAKING SENSE NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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