Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th December 2012

Dilbert//8640, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 10th December 2012

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brain parasite eliminate redundancy executives lying mergers & acquisitions more choices

Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO has promised that the merger will cause no layoffs. Dilbert: Is that because he's too incompetent to eliminate obvious redundancies or is he just lying? Boss: Can you give me more choices? Dilbert: A brain parasite is making him say stupid stuff?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO HAS PROMISED THAT THE MERGER WILL CAUSE NO LAYOFFS.

IS THAT BECAUSE HE'S TOO INCOMPETENT TO ELIMINATE OBVIOUS REDUNDANCIES OR IS HE JUST LYING?

CAN YOU GIVE ME MORE CHOICES?

A BRAIN PARASITE IS MAKING HIM SAY STUPID STUFF?

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