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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th December 2012

Dilbert//8644, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 14th December 2012


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meetings work ethic to do list useless meeting busy work power point slides productivity today


Official transcript

Dilbert: Let's see what's on my "to do"

list for today. Useless meeting... busywork... make misleading PowerPoint slides... and another useless meeting. Dogbert: How was your productivity today? Dilbert: I know you're mocking me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY "TO DO" LIST FOR TODAY.

USELESS MEETING.

BUSYWORK... MAKE MISLEADING POWER- POINT SLIDES... AND .. ANOTHER USELESS MEETING.

HOW WAS YOUR PRODUCTIVITY TODAY?

I KNOW YOU'RE MOCKING .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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