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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th December 2012

Dilbert//8644, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 14th December 2012


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meetings work ethic to do list useless meeting busy work power point slides productivity today


Official transcript

Dilbert: Let's see what's on my "to do"

list for today. Useless meeting... busywork... make misleading PowerPoint slides... and another useless meeting. Dogbert: How was your productivity today? Dilbert: I know you're mocking me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY "TO DO" LIST FOR TODAY.

USELESS MEETING.

BUSYWORK... MAKE MISLEADING POWER- POINT SLIDES... AND .. ANOTHER USELESS MEETING.

HOW WAS YOUR PRODUCTIVITY TODAY?

I KNOW YOU'RE MOCKING .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Meeting Mayhem"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2012, revolves around Dilbert's frustration with his day's agenda. The scene unfolds with Dilbert at his desk, contemplating his "to-do" list, which includes attending a meeting, creating misleading PowerPoint slides, and attending another useless meeting. His boss, Pointy-Haired Boss, enters the room and inquires about Dilbert's productivity, only to be met with sarcasm as Dilbert mockingly responds, "I know you're mocking me." The strip humorously highlights the monotony and inefficiency of office meetings, poking fun at the common experience of feeling unproductive during such events.

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