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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th December 2012

Dilbert//8645, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 15th December 2012


Tags

meetings finish tasks communication skills poor skills task breakdown work delgatation


Official transcript

Boss: Did you finish the tasks we talked about in the last meeting? Dilbert: No, because your communication skills are so poor that I had no idea I was supposed to do a task. Wally: Did I have a task?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU FINISH THE TASKS WE TALKED ABOUT IN THE LAST MEETING?

NO, BECAUSE YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS ARE SO POOR THAT I HAD NO IDEA I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO A TASK.

DID I HAVE A TASK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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