Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th December 2012

Dilbert//8650, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 20th December 2012

Tags

anger wages ceo motivate feeling of engemnet long term goal engaement money

Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO says I need to motivate you with a feeling of engagement, not higher pay. The long-term goal is to get you to pay us for the privilege of working here. I heard words I didn't know were words. CEO: Try giving her more engagement.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO SAYS I NEED TO MOTIVATE YOU WITH A FEELING OF ENGAGEMENT, NOT HIGHER PAY.

THE LONG-TERM GOAL IS TO GET YOU TO PAY US FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF WORKING HERE.

I HEARD WORDS I DIDN'T KNOW WERE WORDS.

TRY GIVING HER MORE ENGAGEMENT.

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