Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st December 2012

Dilbert//8651, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 21st December 2012

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Official transcript

Coworker: I'm the new bad apple. I'll be joining your project. In the interest of full disclosure, this is totally contagious. Wally: I'm immune, but not for reasons I'm proud of. Coworker: You must be Wally.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM THE NEW BAD APPLE. I'LL BE JOINING YOUR PROJECT.

IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE, THIS IS TOTALLY CONTAGIOUS.

I'M IMMUNE, BUT NOT FOR REASONS I'M PROUD OF.

YOU MUST BE WALLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Apple"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles.
• In this strip, Dilbert introduces a new apple to his colleagues, who are skeptical and unimpressed.
• The apple claims to be "totally contagious" and immune to reasons for being proud of itself, causing confusion and amusement among the office workers.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of a new employee trying to fit in and the absurdity of corporate culture.
• The humor is characteristic of the "Dilbert" comic strip style, which often critiques modern work life and office politics.

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