Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th December 2012

Dilbert//8654, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 24th December 2012

Tags

business ethics ad company deceptive and abusive mobile app crying

Official transcript

Boss: I hired the Dogbert Ad Company to build some deceptive and abusive ads for our mobile app. Dogbert: I prefer to call our ads "effective."

It means the same thing. Our most effective ad looks like a text message from your doctor saying he can't stop crying.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED THE DOGBERT AD COMPANY TO BUILD SOME DECEPTIVE AND ABUSIVE ADS FOR OUR MOBILE APP.

I PREFER TO CALL OUR ADS "EFFECTIVE." IT MEANS THE SAME THING.

OUR MOST EFFECTIVE AD LOOKS LIKE A TEXT MESSAGE FROM YOUR DOCTOR SAYING HE CANT STOP CRYING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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