Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th December 2012

Dilbert//8655, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 25th December 2012

Tags

christmas christmas presents absolutely nothing guilty nothing to unwrap clutter return assemble holiday

Official transcript

Dogbert: Merry Christmas. I got you the gift of absolutely nothing. Nothing to unwrap, nothing to clutter the house, nothing to return, nothing to assemble, and not a single thing to feel guilty about. Dilbert: You totally get me. Dogbert: It was the least I could do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I GOT YOU THE GIFT OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

NOTHING TO UNWRAP, NOTHING TO CLUTTER THE HOUSE, NOTHING TO RETURN, NOTHING TO ASSEMBLE, AND NOT A SINGLE THING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT.

YOU TOTALLY GET ME.

IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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