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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th December 2012

Dilbert//8658, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 28th December 2012


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anger games aggressive recently testosterone trivia contest useless worm


Official transcript

Dilbert: I've been aggressive recently. Wally: I haven't noticed. Dilbert: I think my testosterone is all jacked up because I won the company's online trivia contest. Not get out of my way, useless worm. Wally: Okay, I'm starting to see it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE BEEN AGGRESSIVE RECENTLY.

I HAVEN'T NOTICED.

I THINK MY TESTOSTERONE IS ALL JACKED UP BECAUSE I WON THE COMPANY'S ONLINE TRIVIA CONTEST.

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY, USELESS WORM.

OKAY, IM STARTING TO SEE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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