Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th December 2012

Dilbert//8657, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 27th December 2012

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annoyance bullying co workers friendly suggestions looks like bullying schedule time waste time

Official transcript

Catbert: I got a report that you've been bullying co-workers. Dilbert: That's dumb. I make friendly suggestions about how people could waste less of my time and it looks like bullying. Catbert: Let's schedule a time to talk more about this. Dilbert: Or-- just a friendly suggestion-- you could not waste my freakin' time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT A REPORT THAT YOUVE BEEN BULLYING COWORKERS.

THAT'S DUMB.

I MAKE FRIENDLY SUGGESTIONS ABOUT HOW PEOPLE COULD WASTE LESS OF MY TIME AND IT LOOKS LIKE BULLYING.

LET'S SCHEDULE A TIME TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS.

OR - JUST A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION YOU COULD NOT WASTE MY FREAKIN' TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bullying Co-Workers"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with his red, horned cat coworker, who is also seated at a desk.

Dialogue:

• Dilbert: "I got a report that you've been bullying co-workers."
• Cat: "That's dumb."
• Dilbert: "I make friendly suggestions about how people could waste less of my time and it looks like bullying."
• Cat: "Let's schedule a time to talk more about this."
• Dilbert: "Or - just a friendly suggestion - you could not waste my freakin' time."

Key Points:

• Dilbert is concerned about the cat's behavior towards his coworkers.
• The cat dismisses Dilbert's concerns, implying that he is being overly sensitive.
• Dilbert suggests that the cat could be wasting his time, which the cat interprets as a friendly suggestion.
• The cat ultimately decides to ignore Dilbert's concerns and continue with his behavior.

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