Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th December 2012

Dilbert//8657, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 27th December 2012

Tags

annoyance bullying co workers friendly suggestions looks like bullying schedule time waste time

Official transcript

Catbert: I got a report that you've been bullying co-workers. Dilbert: That's dumb. I make friendly suggestions about how people could waste less of my time and it looks like bullying. Catbert: Let's schedule a time to talk more about this. Dilbert: Or-- just a friendly suggestion-- you could not waste my freakin' time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT A REPORT THAT YOUVE BEEN BULLYING COWORKERS.

THAT'S DUMB.

I MAKE FRIENDLY SUGGESTIONS ABOUT HOW PEOPLE COULD WASTE LESS OF MY TIME AND IT LOOKS LIKE BULLYING.

LET'S SCHEDULE A TIME TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS.

OR - JUST A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION YOU COULD NOT WASTE MY FREAKIN' TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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