Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st December 2012

Dilbert//8661, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 31st December 2012

Tags

gadgets pizza mens room ipad newspaper pizza delivery entertainment

Official transcript

Alice: Have you seen Wally? Dilbert: He's been in the men's room for two days. He used to leave when he was done reading the paper, but he switched to an iPad and now he doesn't know when he's finished. Alice: He has to come out to eat. Pizza Guy: I have a pizza for the third stall.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU SEEN WALLY?

HE'S BEEN IN THE MEN'S ROOM FOR TWO DAYS.

HE USED TO LEAVE WHEN HE WAS DONE READING THE PAPER.

BUT HE SWITCHED TO AN IPAD AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN HE'S FINISHED.

HE HAS TO COME OUT TO EAT.

I HAVE A PIZZA FOR THE THIRD STALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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