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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st December 2012

Dilbert//8661, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 31st December 2012


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gadgets pizza mens room ipad newspaper pizza delivery entertainment


Official transcript

Alice: Have you seen Wally? Dilbert: He's been in the men's room for two days. He used to leave when he was done reading the paper, but he switched to an iPad and now he doesn't know when he's finished. Alice: He has to come out to eat. Pizza Guy: I have a pizza for the third stall.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HAVE YOU SEEN WALLY?

HE'S BEEN IN THE MEN'S ROOM FOR TWO DAYS.

HE USED TO LEAVE WHEN HE WAS DONE READING THE PAPER.

BUT HE SWITCHED TO AN IPAD AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN HE'S FINISHED.

HE HAS TO COME OUT TO EAT.

I HAVE A PIZZA FOR THE THIRD STALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Wally's Two-Day Absence"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and witty observations, interacting with his coworkers in the office.

  • Panel 1: A woman asks Dilbert if he has seen Wally, who has been missing from the men's room for two days.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert responds that Wally used to leave when he was done reading the paper, but he switched to an iPad and now he doesn't know when he's finished.
  • Panel 3: A man approaches Dilbert and says he has to come out to eat, as he has a pizza for the third stall.
  • Panel 4: The woman asks if Wally is in the men's room, and the man replies that he has a pizza for the third stall.

Humor:

The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at Wally's absent-mindedness and the absurdity of the situation. The punchline about the pizza for the third stall is a clever play on words, adding to the comedic effect.

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