Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th January 2013

Dilbert//8665, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 4th January 2013

Tags

online (web) news news manufaturer online media misleading headlines snarky bow news naturally engineer news magic engineering

Official transcript

Dogbert: I got a job as a news manufacturer for an online media company. I quote people out of context, add misleading headlines and tie it all up with a snarky bow. Dilbert: I thought the news occurred naturally. Dogbert: "Entineer Thinks News is Magic."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT A JOB AS A NEWS MANUFACTURER FOR AN ONLINE MEDIA COMPANY.

I QUOTE PEOPLE OUT OF CONTEXT, ADD MISLEADING HEADLINES, AND TIE IT ALL UP WITH A SNARKY BOW.

I THOUGHT THE NEWS OCCURRED NATURALLY.

"ENGINEER THINKS NEWS IS MAGIC!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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