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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th January 2013

Dilbert//8666, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 5th January 2013


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frustration managers & supervisors meeting never anticiptae first draft business


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to help prepare me for my meeting tomorrow. Write up some answers to the questions we could never anticipate. Dilbert: I wouldn't expect much out of my first draft.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO HELP PREPARE ME FOR MY MEETING TOMORROW.

WRITE UP SOME ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS WE COULD NEVER ANTICIPATE.

I WOULDN'T EXPECT MUCH OUT OF MY FIRST DRAFT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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