Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th January 2013

Dilbert//8667, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 6th January 2013

Tags

complaining team members work motivation make waves

Official transcript

Dilbert: I can't get one of my team members to do any work. I'm hoping you can talk to his boss. Boss: I don't want to make waves. Dilbert: It's your job to make waves! They pay you to make waves, you worthless pile of stupidity! Oops. Wally: I heard you made waves. How'd that work out? Dilbert: Surprisingly bad.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GET ONE OF MY TEAM MEMBERS TO DO ANY WORK.

I'M HOPING YOU CAN TALK TO HIS BOSS.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE WAVES.

IT'S YOUR JOB TO MAKE WAVES!

THEY PAY YOU TO MAKE WAVES, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF STUPIDITY!

OOPS.

I HEARD YOU MADE WAVES.

HOW'D THAT WORK OUT?

SURPRISINGLY BAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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