Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th January 2013

Dilbert//8670, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 9th January 2013

Tags

managers & supervisors obliviousness actionable anlytics big data new jargon accelrate business

Official transcript

Boss: Do we have any actionable analytics from our big data in the cloud? Dilbert: Yes, the data shows that my productivity plunges whenever you learn new jargon. Boss: Maybe in-memory computing will accelerate your applications. Dilbert: Plunge, plunge, plunge.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO WE HAVE ANY ACTIONABLE ANALYTICS FROM OUR BIG DATA IN THE CLOUD?

YES, THE DATA SHOWS THAT MY PRODUCTIVITY PLUNGES WHENEVER YOU LEARN NEW JARGON.

MAYBE IN-MEMORY COMPUTING WILL ACCELERATE YOUR APPLICATIONS.

PLUNGE, PLUNGE, PLUNGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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