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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th January 2013

Dilbert//8671, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 10th January 2013


Tags

best customers combo pack creepy bearded guys potato chips retail business tissues


Official transcript

Dogbert: Research shows that your best customers are creepy bearded guys. That same group also buys a high volume of potato chips and tissues. Boss: How's that help us? Dogbert: Two words: Combo Pack.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

RESEARCH SHOWS THAT YOUR BEST CUSTOMERS ARE CREEPY BEARDED GUYS.

THAT SAME GROUP ALSO BUYS A HIGH VOLUME OF POTATO CHIPS AND TISSUES.

HOW'S THAT HELP US?

TWO WORDS: COMBO PACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Creepy Bearded Guys"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers in an office setting.
  • One coworker mentions that research shows the best customers are "creepy bearded guys."
  • The other coworker responds by asking how the company plans to help them, with the punchline being "two words: combo pack."
  • The humor lies in the unexpected twist on the typical customer service approach, implying that the company is willing to cater to the unusual preferences of their best customers.

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