Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th January 2013

Dilbert//8672, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 11th January 2013

Tags

cruelty managers & supervisors employment studies good boss getting riase less dysfunctional creepy dude business

Official transcript

Catbert: Studies say employees prefer having a good boss over getting a raise. So instead of giving raises, pretend to be less dysfunctional. It's cheaper. Bwahahahaha!!! Boss: You're a creepy little dude.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SAY EMPLOYEES PREFER HAVING A GOOD BOSS OVER GETTING A RAISE.

SO INSTEAD OF GIVING RAISES, PRETEND TO BE LESS DYSFUNCTIONAL.

IT'S CHEAPER.

YOU'RE A CREEPY LITTLE DUDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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