Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th January 2013

Dilbert//8674, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 13th January 2013

Tags

air travel extra legroom aisle seat no baby section extra bag priority boarding in flight entertainment flight insurance wi-fi airplane etxras

Official transcript

Carol: Do you want extra legroom on your flight? It costs more. Boss: Yes. Carol: Do you want an aisle seat? That costs extra. Boss: Yes. Carol: Do you want a no-baby section? It costs extra. Boss: Yes. Carol: Extra bag? Boss: Yes. Carol: Meal? Boss: Yes. Carol: Priority boarding? Boss: Yes. Carol: In-flight entertainment? Wi-fi? Flight insurance? We're almost done. Just twelve more questions. Your ticket comes to $27,689. And it's only three stops! Boss: No let's do the return flight. One hour later.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT EXTRA LEGROOM ON YOUR FLIGHT?

IT COSTS MORE.

YES.

DO YOU WANT AN AISLE SEAT? THAT COSTS EXTRA.

YES.

DO YOU WANT A NO-BABY SECTION?

IT COSTS EXTRA.

YES EXTRA BAG?

MEAL?

PRIORITY BOARDING?

YES.

INFLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT?

WI-FI?

FLIGHT INSURANCE?

WE'RE ALMOST DONE. JUST TWELVE MORE QUESTIONS.

ONE HOUR LATER.

YOUR TICKET COMES TO. .: $27,689.

AND IT'S ONLY THREE STOPS!

NOW LET'S DO THE RETURN FLIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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