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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th January 2013

Dilbert//8675, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 14th January 2013


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managers & supervisors thinking twitter witty tweets power to destroy career abusing employees personal gain business


Official transcript

Boss: Carol, create a Twitter account under my name and send out witty tweets every day. Carol: Buwhahahaha! I hold in my hands the power to destroy your career and your reputation! Boss: Every now and then I question my strategy of abusing my employees for personal gain.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAROL, CREATE A TWITTER ACCOUNT UNDER MY NAME AND SEND OUT WITTY TWEETS EVERY DAY.

BUWHAHAHAHA!

I HOLD IN MY HANDS THE POWER TO DESTROY YOUR CAREER AND YOUR REPUTATION!

EVERY NOW AND THEN I QUESTION MY STRATEGY OF ABUSING EMPLOYEES FOR PERSONAL GAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Twitter Account"

Summary:

The comic strip features a character named Carol, who creates a Twitter account under her name and posts witty tweets every day. However, her boss is not amused by her online antics and threatens to destroy her career and reputation if she continues. The boss then questions Carol's strategy of abusing employees for personal gain, implying that her Twitter account is a form of workplace harassment. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of employees using social media to vent their frustrations and the consequences of doing so.

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