Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th January 2013

Dilbert//8675, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 14th January 2013

Tags

managers & supervisors thinking twitter witty tweets power to destroy career abusing employees personal gain business

Official transcript

Boss: Carol, create a Twitter account under my name and send out witty tweets every day. Carol: Buwhahahaha! I hold in my hands the power to destroy your career and your reputation! Boss: Every now and then I question my strategy of abusing my employees for personal gain.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, CREATE A TWITTER ACCOUNT UNDER MY NAME AND SEND OUT WITTY TWEETS EVERY DAY.

BUWHAHAHAHA!

I HOLD IN MY HANDS THE POWER TO DESTROY YOUR CAREER AND YOUR REPUTATION!

EVERY NOW AND THEN I QUESTION MY STRATEGY OF ABUSING EMPLOYEES FOR PERSONAL GAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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