Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th January 2013

Dilbert//8677, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 16th January 2013

Tags

fear change is good don't fear change sickness and death alarming symptoms

Official transcript

Boss: Do not fear change because change is good. Dilbert: Actually, studies show that any big changes in a person's life vastly increase the odds of sickness and death. Wally: Are you trying to kill us? Dilbert: I can't feel my arm!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO NOT FEAR CHANGE BECAUSE CHANGE IS GOOD.

ACTUALLY, STUDIES SHOW THAT ANY BIG CHANGES IN A PERSON'S LIFE VASTLY INCREASE THE ODDS OF SICKNESS AND DEATH.

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?

I CAN T FEEL MY ARM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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