Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th January 2013

Dilbert//8678, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 17th January 2013

Tags

business shake etiquette & ethics handshake macaroni and cheese moist and squishy

Official transcript

Coworker: Hi, I'm Allen, from Sales. Dilbert: Dilbert. Your handshake feels like a wet sock full of macaroni and cheese. It makes me wish we never met. Coworker: Please let go of my hand. Dilbert: It's moist and squishy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, IM ALLEN, FROM SALES.

DILBERT.

YOUR HANDSHAKE FEELS LIKE A WET SOCK FULL OF MACARONI AND CHEESE. IT MAKES ME WISH WE NEVER MET.

PLEASE LET GO OF MY HAND.

IT'S MOIST AND SQUISHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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