Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st January 2013

Dilbert//8682, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 21st January 2013

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executives patents patent applications desiccated turnip

Official transcript

CEO: Put my name above yours on all of your patent applications. Because your brain, without the genius of my leadership, would be like a desiccated turnip. All you are, and all you will ever be... Dilbet: Right... got it... name on patent...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PUT MY NAME ABOVE YOURS ON ALL OF YOUR PATENT APPLICATIONS.

BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN, WITHOUT THE GENIUS OF MY LEADERSHIP, WOULD BE LIKE A DESICCATED TURNIP.

ALL YOU ARE, AND ALL YOU WILL EVER BE...

RIGHT.

GOT IT...

NAME ON PATENT..

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