Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd January 2013

Dilbert//8683, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd January 2013

Tags

anxiety mentor cry ugly

Official transcript

Boss: Good news, Asok: I have decided to be your mentor. Asok: Waaaa!!!! Why me?? Why me?? I wish I were dead!!! Boss: You cry ugly. I think we need to work on that. Asok: Waaaa!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS, ASOK: I HAVE DECIDED TO BE YOUR MENTOR.

WAAAA!!!! WHY ME??? WHY ME??? I WISH I WERE DEAD!!!

YOU CRY UGLY. I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON THAT WAAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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