Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd January 2013

Dilbert//8683, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd January 2013

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anxiety mentor cry ugly

Official transcript

Boss: Good news, Asok: I have decided to be your mentor. Asok: Waaaa!!!! Why me?? Why me?? I wish I were dead!!! Boss: You cry ugly. I think we need to work on that. Asok: Waaaa!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS, ASOK: I HAVE DECIDED TO BE YOUR MENTOR.

WAAAA!!!! WHY ME??? WHY ME??? I WISH I WERE DEAD!!!

YOU CRY UGLY. I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON THAT WAAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "You're Dead to Me"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip revolves around the conversation between Asok, a young employee, and his mentor, Dogbert. The conversation begins with Asok expressing his desire to be mentored by Dogbert, who responds with a sarcastic "Good news, Asok: I have decided to be your mentor." Asok then inquires about the purpose of the mentorship, to which Dogbert replies, "WAAAA!!! Why me??? Why me??? I wish I were dead!!!" Asok, perplexed by Dogbert's reaction, asks if he is crying, and Dogbert responds, "You cry ugly. I think we need to work on that." The comic strip concludes with Asok's statement, "WAAAA!!!" The exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation and the comedic tone of the Dilbert comic strip.

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