Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd January 2013

Dilbert//8684, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd January 2013

Tags

gadgets tablet computer dime sized computer lick it attach to eyeballs fail fast fail finish in month

Official transcript

CEO: I have a vision that our next product will be a tablet computer the size of a dime. Users will lick it and attach it to their eyeballs. Can you finish that in a month? Dilbert: I can fail at any speed you like.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A VISION THAT OUR NEXT PRODUCT WILL BE A TABLET COMPUTER THE SIZE OF A DIME.

USERS WILL LICK IT AND ATTACH IT TO THEIR EYEBALLS.

CAN YOU FINISH THAT IN A MONTH?

I CAN FAIL AT ANY SPEED YOU LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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