Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd January 2013

Dilbert//8684, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd January 2013

Tags

gadgets tablet computer dime sized computer lick it attach to eyeballs fail fast fail finish in month

Official transcript

CEO: I have a vision that our next product will be a tablet computer the size of a dime. Users will lick it and attach it to their eyeballs. Can you finish that in a month? Dilbert: I can fail at any speed you like.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A VISION THAT OUR NEXT PRODUCT WILL BE A TABLET COMPUTER THE SIZE OF A DIME.

USERS WILL LICK IT AND ATTACH IT TO THEIR EYEBALLS.

CAN YOU FINISH THAT IN A MONTH?

I CAN FAIL AT ANY SPEED YOU LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Tablet Computer the Size of a Dime"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom has a vision for a tablet computer the size of a dime.
• The other character is skeptical, asking how it can be used and how it will be controlled.
• The first character responds that users will lick it and attach it to their eyeballs.
• The second character is unimpressed, saying he can fail at any speed he likes.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a small, high-tech device being controlled by a simple action like licking it.

Key Points:

• The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the idea of a small tablet computer being controlled by a lick.
• It also shows the skepticism and incredulity of the second character towards the first character's vision.
• The comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of designing and using new technology.

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