Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th January 2013

Dilbert//8691, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 30th January 2013

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questioning ceo lawyer salespeople psychopathy disembowle rhetorical legal

Official transcript

CEO: You might be wondering why I called this meeting. Dilbert: Well, I see a CEO, a company lawyer, and two salespeople. Those jobs are highly correlated with psychopathy. My guess is that you invited me here to disembowel me. CEO: It was rhetorical!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY I CALLED THIS MEETING.

WELL, I SEE A CEO, A COMPANY LAWYER, AND TWO SALESPEOPLE.

THOSE JOBS ARE HIGHLY CORRELATED WITH PSYCHOPATHY.

MY GUESS IS THAT YOU INVITED ME HERE TO DISEMBOWEL ME.

IT WAS RHETORICAL!

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