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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th January 2013

Dilbert//8691, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 30th January 2013


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questioning ceo lawyer salespeople psychopathy disembowle rhetorical legal


Official transcript

CEO: You might be wondering why I called this meeting. Dilbert: Well, I see a CEO, a company lawyer, and two salespeople. Those jobs are highly correlated with psychopathy. My guess is that you invited me here to disembowel me. CEO: It was rhetorical!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY I CALLED THIS MEETING.

WELL, I SEE A CEO, A COMPANY LAWYER, AND TWO SALESPEOPLE.

THOSE JOBS ARE HIGHLY CORRELATED WITH PSYCHOPATHY.

MY GUESS IS THAT YOU INVITED ME HERE TO DISEMBOWEL ME.

IT WAS RHETORICAL!

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AI Analysis

Title: "Psychopaths in the Workplace"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in 2013, features a humorous take on the corporate world. The scene unfolds in a meeting room where Dilbert, the protagonist, is seated alongside other employees. The conversation begins with an employee expressing curiosity about the meeting's purpose, prompting Dilbert to reveal that the attendees include a CEO, a company lawyer, and two salespeople. Notably, Dilbert observes that these jobs are highly correlated with psychopathy.

The punchline arrives when Dilbert invites the CEO to "disembowel" him, using the word "disembowel" in a rhetorical sense, implying a strong desire to speak his mind. This exchange highlights the absurdity and tension that can arise in corporate settings, particularly when individuals with certain personality traits are involved. The comic strip cleverly uses satire to comment on the dynamics of the workplace and the characteristics of those in leadership positions.

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